1. insomniacs-lament: primarie: Have a history teacher explain this if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.   Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.   AND……………….:Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…  I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know. dayummmm 0.o

    insomniacs-lament:

    primarie:

    Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


    Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
     
    Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

    Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
    Both Presidents were shot in the head.

    Now it gets really weird.

    Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
    Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

    Both were assassinated by Southerners.
    Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

    Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
    Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

    John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
    Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

    Both assassins were known by their three names.
    Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

    Now hang on to your seat.

    Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
    Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

    Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

    And here’s the “kicker”:

    A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
     
    AND……………….:

    Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
    Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
     
    I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not
    know.

    dayummmm 0.o

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  2. smokejournals: lol

    smokejournals:

    lol

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  3. becozitswrong: sirkowski: I can’t stop laughing omg

    becozitswrong:

    sirkowski:

    I can’t stop laughing

    omg

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    lau-cherry:

    Alice in Wonderland art fan version by Luna Portnoi by Luna Portnoi en @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/11RCJkr

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  7. kawaiikimmy: Awwwwwwwww Cutie

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    Awwwwwwwww

    Cutie

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  9. everlastingloveex0: tarotdactylskittles: imaginativesecret: xladyxlovex: ho-pelessbutt: i had to watch this over and over again XD DAAWHHH IT’S BACK Look at the other one! He’s like DAMNIT PHIL CALM DOWN 😂😂😂

    everlastingloveex0:

    tarotdactylskittles:

    imaginativesecret:

    xladyxlovex:

    ho-pelessbutt:

    i had to watch this over and over again XD

    DAAWHHH

    IT’S BACK

    Look at the other one! He’s like DAMNIT PHIL CALM DOWN

    😂😂😂

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  12. oh my god im dying!!!! too funny

    oh my god im dying!!!! too funny

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  13. inhalek3llin: sh4m-wow: god I love chemistry jokes same

    inhalek3llin:

    sh4m-wow:

    god I love chemistry jokes

    same

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  15. me.

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